Someone called me “precocious” today and it took more than the usual number of retching sounds to get them the hell away from me
this total @$$hole kept passively nagging me for a birthday gift (it’s been a month and a half) so finally I gave him 37 cents that I had on an old starbucks gift card and a homemade birthday card that had a bunch of expletives written in esperanto
i bought the androids of mu reissue earlier with three weeks worth of hoarded lunch money please launch me into a quasar
I want this dumb comp more than would be considered reasonable but the cheapest available one is 1000000 billion dollars
MKULTRA PROJECT #214: John Boehner’s face lit by the blinding light of the refrigerator at 3:21 AM EST as he suggestively crams butter substitute into his nostrils. There is a repulsive schlupping noise. He stops. No one else stirs in the house.
boredom, repeating the same mistakes over and over, eating too much candy, sexual depression, regular depression, fifteen VHS tapes for $5